Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, July 14, 2017

Space ships abound



 I got a box from Amazon today and on the inside flap it said:

SPACE SHIP
Assembly Instructions:
  1. Place box on floor
  2. Carefully place space traveller in box
  3. Blast-off noises
I love it, but my astronaut conscript was not amused.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Ice Cream for Breakfast Day is Saturday

Sometimes you need an off-beat holiday. Who thought it was a good idea to eat ice cream in the middle of the winter. If it was up to me, I would have made it in August when it was really hot. However, it isn't up to me so Ice Cream For Breakfast Day is the first Saturday of February. That's this Saturday.

How do you celebrate it? Have ice cream. For breakfast! No need to make a sundae out of it, this year I am going to make pancakes and top it with a scoop of ice cream. If you have kids, they will love it, guaranteed.

If you want to learn more you can read about it, but really, all you need to know is: Eat ice cream. For Breakfast. On the first Saturday of February.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Friday, July 18, 2008

The George W. Bush Sewage Plant

Those nutty folks in San Francisco are putting a measure on the ballot to change the name of the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant to the The George W. Bush Sewage Plant. Funny but pointless. A couple words more at CNN